Top ten things you’ll never see on Star Trek

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The following is a list of the TOP TEN things you will never see on Star Trek.

#10. The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type that is both harmless and they have encountered several times before.

#9. The Enterprise answers a distress call from a remote outpost of scientists, who are all perfectly fine and sent the distress call as a prank because they were lonely.

#8. Some of the crew visit the holodeck, and it works perfectly.

#7. Dr McCoy asks if he can try to fix the hyper-drive, even though he is a doctor and not an engineer.

#6. The Enterprise successfully transports several alien VIP’s from one place to another without any serious personality conflicts.

#5. Dr McCoy refuses to treat Lt Uhura because she has no health insurance.

#4. The Enterprise visits an earth-type planet called “Paradise,” where everyone is beautiful and happy all the time. It is later revealed that the planet is exactly what it seems to be.

#3. The Enterprise is involved in a bizarre time-warp experience which does not take them to the late 20th Century.

#2. Captain Kirk is introduced to a beautiful woman, but he is not interested.

and the #1 thing you will not see on Star Trek: An away crew beams down to the planet’s surface and the crew members wearing red shirts make it back to the ship safely.