I’m My Own Grandpa
A song by Ray Stevens
Many, many years ago
when I was twenty-three,
I got married to a widow,
she was pretty as could be.
She had a grown-up daughter
with flowing hair of red.
My father fell in love with her
and soon they too, were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
and changed my very life.
Now my daughter is my mother,
’cause she is my father’s wife.
To complicate the matter worse
– although he brought me joy –
I soon became the father
of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
a brother-in-law of Dad
and so became my uncle
though that’s not what was so bad:
For if he was my uncle,
then he also was a brother
to the widow’s grown-up daughter
who was also my step-mother.
Then Dad’s wife had a son
who kept them on the run.
He also was my grand-son
for he was my daughter’s son.
My wife is now my mother’s mom
and it still makes me blue,
because although she is my wife,
she is my grandma too.
Since my wife is my grandmother,
and I am her grandchild,
every time I think of it
it really is quite wild,
for now I have become
the strangest case you ever saw:
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!